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Michael Smith's news dispatches

1. Bush to Print "As Much Money As It Takes" to Defeat Debt  Full Story
2. Bush Urges Seniors to Get Back to Work Full Story
3. "Bush Chosen By God," Faithful Report Full Story
4. Bush To Raise Retirement Age to 82 Full Story
5. Bush 10 Point Plan for Economy Full Story
6. Ken Lay Appointed Assistant- Treasury Secretary Full Story
7. Bush to Allow Mixed Marriages Full Story
8. "Bring 'Em On!" Bush Declares at Pancake Supper Full Story
9. "Drug Prices Too Low" Declares Bush Full Story
10. Bush Repeals Child Labor Laws Full Story
11. Bush Orders Feeding Tube Re-Inserted into Vegetable Full Story
12. Bush Defends Ban on War Grief Full Story
13. Saddam Captured, Bush Vows "Justice Will Be Done!" Full Story
14. Bush vows Justice will be Done  Full Story
15. Bush Demands Biblical Marriages Full Story
16. "Bush Chosen By God," Faithful Report Full Story
17. Bush To Raise Retirement Age to 82 Full Story
18. Bush Jokes About Absent WMDs Full Story
19. Bush Bans Endangered Species Act  Full Story
20. Bush Consoles Flooded Fijiians - Full Story
21. Bush reacts to torture photos Full Story
22. Terminator Appointed Iraq Warden
23. Bush Wins Debate I
24. Bush Wins Debate II

News Dispatches from Michael Smith

1. Bush Vows to Defeat Debt
2. Bush Urges Seniors Back to Work
3. Bush Chosen by God
4. Bush to Raise Retirement Age
5. Bush's 10 Point Plan for the Economy
6. Ken Lay Appointed Assistant Treasury Secretary
7. Bush to Allow Mixed Marriages
8. Bush Supporters Jam Local VFW Hall
9. Drug Prices Too Low Declares Bush
10. Bush Repeals Child Labor Laws
11. Bush Orders Feeding Tube Re-Inserted into Vegetable
12. Bush Defends Ban on War Grief
13. Saddam Captured
14. Saddam Captured
15. Bush Demands Biblical Marriages
16. Meets the Press
17. Muslim Arab World backs Bush Re Election
18. Bush Jokes about WMD & GI Suicides Soar
19. Endangered Species Act
20. Bush Consoles Flooded Fijiians
21. Bush reacts to torture photos
22. Terminator Appointed Iraq Warden
23. Bush Slams Kerry, Reclaims Divine Status
24. Bush Wins First Debate
25. Bush Wins Second Debate

Editor's Notes Here are stories that are not on the list.  Some of them are posted, but
not listed.

Busheviks Laud President's 9-11 Response
Buch Converts Harming a Fetus to "Hate Crime"
Bush Consoles Flooded Fijians
Bush Beckons Immigrant Hordes
Bush Lays Wreath on Dr. King's Grave
Resume of George W. Boob  (posted, but not on the list)
George W. Boob interview with Beat The Press (posted but not on the list)
News Flash!  Dubya Is a Great President!
Bush Takes Tinsel Town By Storm
Al Qaeda Bombers Endorse Bush  (posted but not on the list)
Ashcroft Keeps Constitution In Intensive Care

By the way, Number 13 and number 14 on the list are the same story.  Also
#4 and #17 are the same.