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"Bring 'Em On!" Bush Declares at Pancake Supper

Author: Supporters Jam Local VFW Hall

Posted: 10:37 AM (-0500 TZ)

CRAWFORD (GWB) --
Surrounded by throngs of supporters chanting, "Nuke Iraq!" President Bush today praised his "armies of compassion" for their work in delivering American evildoers to secret military tribunals. "We've got 'em on the run," Bush chortled, "and it's only a matter of time until Tom Daschle and the rest of his Al Qaeda gang are completely defeated."

Bush, under fire for a high casualty count in Iraq, said he would not be intimidated by Al Qaeda's infiltration of the Democratic Party, a development he has long anticipated. "We'll smoke 'em out," grinned the president behind a giant stack of red-white-and-blue pancakes, "Anyone who resists the Draft will be treated as an Al Qaeda operative." Then, raising his voice to a shattering crescendo to be heard over rousing cheers, he promised God's justice would be done: "Bring 'em on!"

 

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