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Bush Orders Feeding Tube Re-Inserted into Vegetable

Author: Strangely Defensive, President Denounces Stereotypes of 'Brain Dead'

Posted: 10:38 AM (-0500 TZ)

WASHINGTON (GWB) --
President Bush issued an executive order today requiring that a permanently comatose woman be re-attached to life support, rather than allow her family to decide to let her die.

Bush, angered by the family's call for a "death with dignity," insisted that brain death was no reason to play God and tamper with the preciousness of life. "It's easy to misunderestimate someone as brain dead," said the President, "it happens to me all the time. But that doesn't mean life isn't worth living." He then stormed off to board a helicopter to Camp David, narrowly averting walking into the rotating blades thanks to a timely tackle by a shrieking White House aide.

Picking himself up off the ground, Bush added that vegetables are a good source of roughage and that his mother always insisted he "feed his vegetables."

 

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